Cobb
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by Cobb
12-28-14


	look. we're highly intelligent criminals banished to this forsaken arm of the galaxy, right?


	serving a boring sentence of two hundred earth orbits, and the only recreation is messing with humanity.


	but if our captors find out how we violate the prime directive, we could be transferred to where there is no sentient life at all.


	so you're saying abducting a whole plane is too extreme? i did it for you.


	i'm really not that needy. five maybe six anal probes and i'm good for a month.


	look, i can't just take it back to customer service.