Threesome with Oprah and Barbara

Author: Coffee_Party

Date: September 14, 2011

by Coffee_Party
9-14-11
Fantasy
Say Crank, would you do a threesome with Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters?
Ewww, no!
Philosophy
And not for the money, either. I have to take the moral stand here.
Heck, I'd do them for the money. They'd just have to wear a bag over their head.
Reality
Barb, do they really think we'd want them?
Their idiots, Oprah. We could do better than that even if we didn't have money!