Toys In My Head : At the welfare office

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: November 18, 2008

by ComedyGeek
11-18-08
At the welfare office
Now I'll need your SIN and your date of birth...
Whatever, man. You do your job, and I'll do mine.
Sir, you're on welfare. You don't have a job.
Sure I do. My job, as welfare recipient, is to take care of myself and not become homeless, end up in the hospital, or turn to crime.
That's not much of a job.
Well, you get what you pay for.