Hank Watches Television 3 : Master of Evil

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: April 8, 2009

by ComedyGeek
4-08-09
Hank watches the original Star Wars
We meet again, Obi-wan. But now the servant has become the master.
Why doesn't Obi-wan just reach over and push some of those buttons on Darth Vader's chest?
Only a master of evil.
Yeah, well, what are you master of? Scary desert noises?
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
In what sense? Becoming a flickery ghost who can give Luke cryptic advice at crucial moments? I have that power too. It's called LEAVING A NOTE. Or is the real power the ability to escape the movie?