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Music : Male chorus humming "Glory, Hallelujah" softly in background
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| Hi folks! I'm Petunia, your lovable friend from the Internet's favorte webcomic, Hank Watches Television. | |
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| And I'm her friend, companion, and reality interpreter, Hank. | |
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| There's been a lot of talk about something called the "swine flu" lately, and on behalf of all pigs, I'd just like to say that it's not our fault. | |
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| They didn't ask to be locked away in filthy pens then eaten! | |
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| And all you vegans, Muslims, and Jews have to stop giving us dirty looks! | |
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| Yeah, what's WITH that anyway? | |
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