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Hank Watches Television 49 : The Gay Gene

by ComedyGeek
5-25-09


	Good evening, and welcome to Evening News. I'm Tad Pretentious.


	And I'm Mary Widow. Today's top story : Scientists claim to have isolated the so-called "gay gene".


	This gene, which is found in only about one percent of the male population, is responsible for all cases of men being "born gay".


	Then professor, how do you explain the remaining nine percent of the male population who identify as gay?


	Obviously, they're not really gay. They're just men who love cock.


	Works for me! Back to you, Mary and Tad!