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Hank Watches Television 69 : Social Conservatives

by ComedyGeek
6-15-09

One definition of a social conservative is someone who thinks the problem with society is that we have too much freedom


	The problem with freedom is that it gives people the idea that they can do whatever the hell they wants!

They resolve the conflict between the desire to compete and the desire to conforming by super-comforming


	I'm the most average citizen... IN THE WORLD!

In turn, they expect to be rewarded for conforming, and for nonconformity to be punished


	I destroyed my inner self out of fear of punishment! If the punishment isn't there, then what I did to myself was pointless and horrible!


	Clearly, then, the punishments must conitinue! Fair's fair.