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Hank is a bull. He watches television. He gets all the really cool channels.

Hank Watches Television 85 : Alternate Karaoke Night

by ComedyGeek
6-30-09

To the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles


	Hey McMahon, I got a mean right hook, And I'm great at grappling, could you take a look?


	I'm basing my life on The Rock's career, And I need a break, so I want to be a pay-per-view fighter Pay-per-view FIGHT-ER!

To the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from The Lion King


	Cthulhu F'tagn! What a wonderful phrase! Cthulhu f'tagn! means the End of Days!

To the tune of "Rubber Ducky" from Sesame Street"


	Rubber dildo, you're the one! You make bath time oh so fun! Rubber dildo, I'm so awfully fond of YOU!