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Hank Watches Television 96 : Crime Is Rare

by ComedyGeek
7-11-09

Painful Truth #2 : Crime is rare


	Because it's in the news all the time!

Yes, and in popular media like CSI and Law and Order, too. But that's because these things are trying to be popular, and crime is exciting.


	Criminals aren't lurking everywhere?

They're exaggerating. In truth, there are dozens of bad things that are more likely to happen to you than crime, But they aren't as exciting.