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Hank Watches Television 105 : Professors of Recent History

by ComedyGeek
7-20-09

Guests tonight on "What's Up Doctorates" : two Professors of Recent History, Doctors Weis and Brett. Doctor Weis, what is your speciality?


	The period of five seconds ago, when you famously introduced us as "A pair of arrogant academic assholes".

I should say so! Doctor Weis, please...


	My Theory of Program Host Unctuousness clearly states that he introduced us as "two of the most brilliant, underpaid, and sexually irresitable beings in the Cosmos".

Gentlemen, this show is being taped. We could quickly resolve...


	That's patently aburd. It would never work!


	Of course not! A videotape of some fly-by-night television show could never be accepted as evidence in a field as important as History!