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On this week'e episode of "Dear God"...
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| "Dear God : I hope you get this letter, and/ I pray you can make things better... " | |
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| OK, stop, trust me, I've heard it. Will people please stop playing that old XTC song already? I get it, Alan. You're not happy. Move on! | |
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| "Dear God : I've got some bug reports. Where do I send them?" | |
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| I hate to break this to ya, pal, but as your one true infallible perfect God, I can tell you with absolute certainy : It's not a bug. It's a feature. Next letter. | |
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| Dad, we talked about this. You promised to relax a little. | |
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| Alright, alright. Forward your reports to suggestions@pearlygates.hvn and I'll... consider them. | |
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