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To the tune of "Fascination" by Human League
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| Deep feeling, constipation, nothing’s moving, feels so ba-ad | |
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| Deep feeling, constipation, my ass is burning, I’m so sa-ad! | |
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To the tune of "Super Trooper" by ABBA
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| Pooper scooper, or they're gonna fine you, clean up all my poo, something I can't do, but somewhere close behind is you! | |
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| Pooper scooper, or they're gonna fine you, dog doo is no fun, clean up when I'm done/ unless it's just a Number One ! | |
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To the tune of "PEaceful, Easy Feeling" by the Eagles
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| 'cause I got a grease-full, queasy feeling, and I know I won't keep it down, cause some's already laying... on the ground. | |
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