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Hank Watches Television 195 : Hell For Intellectuals

by ComedyGeek
10-19-09


	Ah, fresh meat. Welcome to Hell for Intellectuals, sinner!


	Hah! What kind of an insecure and jealous God would put a man like me in Hell just for being an intellectual?


	Oh, no. You're in here because you were a horrible raging evil douchebag your whole life. Anyhow, all your heroes are here... Ayn Rand, Voltaire, Camus, Nietzsche...


	But... that's fantastic! Finally, I'll be in the company of my intellectual peers!


	... the bad news? All they ever talk about it sports and American Idol.


	But... they.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!