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Hank is a bull. He watches television. He gets all the really cool channels.

Hank Watches Television 215 : Friend of Alternative Karaoke

by ComedyGeek
11-07-09

To the tune of "Hakuna Matata" from Disney's The Lion King


	C'thulhu f'tagn! What a wonderful phrase! C'thulhu f'tagn! Will bring the END OF DAYS!


	It means no humans for the rest of Earth's days! To be spared the worst... we'll be eaten first! C'thulhu F'tagn!

To the tune of "Luka" by Susanne Vega


	My name is Loofah. I hang on your shower door. I'm always there for you. Yes, I think you've used me before.


	If you need something really great, to cleanse your skin and exfoliate... just don't ask me where I've been!(etc)

To the tune of "Vaseline" by the Flaming Lips


	I know a guy who... died on the cross! We all loved him... 'cause he was the Son of the Boss!


	But he wasn't a Muslim, or the Dalai Lama! He wasn't a Hindu... in funky pajamas! He was the NAAAAAZARENE!