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Hank is a bull. He watches television. He gets all the really cool channels.

Hank Watches Television 256 : Satanic Xmas Song

by ComedyGeek
12-18-09

To the tune of "The Christmas Song"


	A one, and a two, and a six six six, and...


	Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire... Jack Frost ripping off his nose...


	Carols screeched by an unholy choir... And folks drip blood from head to toe...


	Everybody knows.... a pitchfork jammed between your toes... helps to make your Dark Lord's night...


	So though it's been said, many times many ways... Merry Christmas... Merry Chistmas... YOU'RE DOOOOOMED!