Hank Watches Television 279 : What day is it?

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: January 14, 2010

by ComedyGeek
1-14-10
Uh, hi guys.
*gasp* Oh my god... I can breathe again!
It's a miracle! The light has returned!
Listen, I'm sorry I...
Oh rapturous joy, to once more know form and substance!
To know the sun on my horns.... to feel my hooves on the dew-kissed grass once more...
OK, so I forgot to update once or twice! You don't have to make such a big deal about it!
Says the guy whose entire existance doesn't hinge on some fat nerd remembering them every day.
Yeah! So wise up and don't do it again, OK?