Mr. President #9

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 4, 2005

by Commander_t
3-04-05
Later...
Oh man, Mr. President, it was terrible!! First, I barely survive spontaneous human combustion twice. Second, I barely survive a rabid priest!
Eh... you had nothing compared to me. I mean, my dad wouldn't change me back because I was a girl.
I thought you were abducted by horny aliens?
Uh, yes. Their leader claimed that he was my father.
Oh well. Its nice to have you back, Mr. President!!
Hey, it isn't going to be nice if you don't get me some women! NOW MOVE!!