Mr. President #18

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 22, 2005

by Commander_t
3-22-05
Later... In Congress...
... so today, I ask that the Senate pass this bill! This bill would help protect our crippled and retarded citizens-
No, Mr. Senator! We must not pass this bill! It would hurt our eco-ecoo... whatever. We all know cripples and retards disturb our great nation!
Do you see, Mr. President?! Mrs. Wife-of-Former-President wishes our cripples and retards dead! Oh!, the inhumanity of some people...!
There you have it, fellow congressmen and women; disrespect for the common person! He doesn't want our crippled and retarded people to be humanely put down!!
Meanwhile... Mr. President prepares for an important news conference...
What did you say this news conference was for again?
A group of cripples and retards from the Cripples and Retards Alliance Program will be here in support of the new bill. Oh, and watch your back; Mr. California Governor will be here too!