Mr. President #24

Author: Commander_t

Date: March 31, 2005

by Commander_t
3-31-05
Later... At a Presidential news conference...
Hello, I'm your president, Mr. President. You may have heard the leaked report stating that we were going to kill Crippled Kid. I'm here today to prove you wrong! Here he is: CRIPPLED KID!!
Hey everybody! Despite being burned over 90% of my body, I'm ok!
I would like to apologize to Crippled Kid. I'm sorry for setting you on fire. I'm also sorry for concussing Army Guy.
Hey, as long as I'm on my morphine drip, I'm ok!
So, if I came after you with this big knife, you wouldn't care?
GOD!!! I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!