Mr. President #34

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 16, 2005

by Commander_t
10-16-05
Somewhere deep within the white House, Mr. President is holding a conference with the League of Senators that Hate Mr. President...
I'm too heavy!! Can't get into orbit!! Can you hear me, Major Tom?!
I'll tell you right away why I hate Mr. President. He still owes me a million bucks for the fifty dwarf chicks!! Pay up bitch!
Brother, that is no way to talk to our president, Mr. President! Now though, we must pray... for the quick death of this evil man!
TOBOR CORNHOLE!!
ECH!!
MR. SENATOR!! Quit cornholing Ms. Senator from New York! You know she's a lesbian!!