Mr. President #35

Author: Commander_t

Date: October 16, 2005

by Commander_t
10-16-05
Later, Mr. President holds a conference with the League of Senators That Like Mr. President...
I like Mr. President because it'll make me look like I'm not a loser.
I like Mr. President because... like, you know... uh, can I answer later, because... like, you know...
I like Mr. President because I was told to do so by Mr. Secretary of Defense.
I like Mr. President decause we fell at the same time... DAMNATION UNIVERSITY ROCKS!!
I like Mr. President because people can get what they want from him, like that time with the dwarf chicks!!
Thank you, all!! This makes me wonder: Why isn't my approval rating 73% instead of 37%? I tell you, its a crazy world out there, and sometimes I think I'm the only sane person left!