A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: December 15, 2005

by Commander_t
12-15-05
Hola!! I'm your president, Mr. President!! I'm here today to talk to you about political policy.
Uh, I'm not so sure...
Well, nobody can be sure of anything in times like thses, except to be sure they aren't sure. Much the same way with politics young lad...
Uh, mom? There's some weirdo out here...
Ooolala!!
My services aren't cheap. I hope you've got money, or else I'll have to mutilate you...