A Mr. President One-Shot

Author: Commander_t

Date: February 2, 2006

by Commander_t
2-02-06
At the White House Security Hut...
AHH!!
Do not be alarmed! I am only here to meet Mr. President!! There are several... important issues I must discuss with him!!
Sir, I'm afraid the allegations from your party leadership aren't true. Mr. President doesn't swing that way.
Uh, are you sure? I've got good resources just so you know.
Yes. Mr. President doesn't give blood, as his veins run rich with pure crude oil.
Dammit!! How are vampires supposed to live nowadays!!