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At an impromptu White House Press Conference...
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| So, my decision is final because I'm your president, Mr. President. WE ARE GOING TO INVADE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!! They will be shown NO MERCY...!! | |
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| But Mr. President, that's insanity!! _WE'RE_ the United States!! | |
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| Well, my last message to them is: BE PREPARED!! WE'RE SENDING MICHAEL JACKSON AFTER YOUR CHILDREN, K-FED AFTER YOUR WIVES, AND ABE VIGODA TO MAKE YOUR ARMY'S LIFE EASIER!! HAHAHA!!! | |
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| *sob* Th-this is Pete Hayes, Ace Reporter for Channel 36 News, reporting from the White House... | |
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| Huraa! Meeztur Prizidunt sez weer ginna envaad da Yunitid Stits! I ginna kiilll!! WOOHOO!! | |
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| I'm a Democrat. I could never listen to Mr. President or his Followers... DIE!!! | |
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