Scientology Is Lies

Author: Commander_t

Date: November 30, 2009

by Commander_t
11-30-09
It's a pirate! We can't just let him in! You, pirate, leave us alone! We have no money!
ARGH!!! Open up in there ya scurvy dogs!! I know yer home!!
Go away! We don't want any of what you're selling! - What was that dear? - Er, uh, my wife wants to know if you're a religious with tracts.
Argh, nay! I forgot me tracts at home. But can I interest you in Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise? No dear, no! You can't let him in here, he's a pirate! No! NOOOO!!!
THE POWER OF TOM CRUISE COMPELS YOU!!