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| It's a pirate! We can't just let him in! You, pirate, leave us alone! We have no money! | |
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| ARGH!!! Open up in there ya scurvy dogs!! I know yer home!! | |
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| Go away! We don't want any of what you're selling! - What was that dear? - Er, uh, my wife wants to know if you're a religious with tracts. | |
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| Argh, nay! I forgot me tracts at home. But can I interest you in Tom Cruise? | |
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| Tom Cruise? No dear, no! You can't let him in here, he's a pirate! No! NOOOO!!! | |
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| THE POWER OF TOM CRUISE COMPELS YOU!! | |
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