All comics by ComxRmylife4ever

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At Sweedish Hospital...
Bill is going to need major surgery today. You should leave and go to starbucks or something, its gonna be a while.
Okey-Dokey, i hope he pulls through!
On the way to starbucks...
Well darn. There is a potentially dangerous rocket im my way. And look! Bill's surgery is done!
At Sweedish Hospital...
How is he doc? Howwas the surgery? Whats wrong with him?
He had MAD COW DISEASE and his brain is oatmeal basically. If you want him, you can have him, but the doctor's think it best if he stays here.

 

This'll be funny.
HAAAAAAIIIYA!
LOL!
Holy Crap! Its fiya!
OUR LESSON: Playing with fire, burns you and kicks you into a jump start.
Crap. This is why i have summer school.

 

OMG
But im the extirminator!!! *Sobbing*

 

I have mail.
Great accomplishment. Me, on the other hane, i live in a trash can. With wheels. Underwater. Crap, my life is really suckish.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I keel you.

 

Hey guy, can you check behind my ear? i think there is something behind my ear.
No thanks...?
Hey guy, can you check behind my ear? i think there is something behind my ear.
No

 

Well harold, we meet again.
Ummm... I don't know you.
hooooooow aboooooout noooooooow?
Nope. Doesnt ring a bell.
He doesnt remember his mother. Fat *******!

 

How do you like my COOL nipple ring?
Acually, i find it quite disturbing.
Can you leave?

 

Butch and Pants, finaly meet.
Ahhhhhh! Your sexually violating my privacy!
5 mins later...
With nails!
30 mins later...
LEAVE!

 

The mic has a built in sterio!
And everybody was kung-fu fiiiiiiightin!
do do do do do do do do do dooooo
YA!
Those kids were fast as lightniiiiiin!

 

Uhhhhhhgggg! I feel awful! I hate colds!
Ahhh...Ahhh...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
ACHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Thank you for coming out tonight. Tonight, i will recite my famouse poem, Ash.
Ash. Im ash. It sucks. Dont be like me. Dont play with matches. THEY BURN. TRUST ME.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

 

AHHHHHHH!!!!
YOU KILLED MY FATHER!
I didnt mean it! Really!
AHHHHHHH!!!!

 

Will these flowers make it better?
*sniff* *Sniff*
NO YOU IDIOT!! HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA! HE WAS A HUMAN! NOT MY FATHER!! MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

Speaking at Harvard University infront of Hundreds of people including his friends, Joe is interupted by a great disturbance.
OMG! JILL PASSED OUT!
No... The Jill in the back.

 

HAHAHAHAHAAA! You'll never catch me!
Hmmmmm.. Maybe if I just walk over here....
Ahhhhhhh!
Your in a square room idiot.

 

YOU CANT HAVE MY ICE-CREAM!!!!!
NO!
GET OUT!

 

Excuse me, where is the air lock?
Over there. And there... Press that button to open the one closest to me.
Thanks.
Ahhhhh!
lol

 

Hello, Stacy!
SECURITY!!!!
Works every time.

 

Well?
I got nothin kid.
IM GETTING MY DAD!!!!
I see much resemblance.

 

Can I help you?
Help?
Yes smart one. oh god no.!
You could show me where a bed is...
Hmmmm... Oh.. OHHHHHHH.OOOHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Why, uhhh, hello boss.
Do you enjoy ripping the wings off of butterflies?
What?
No, ha ha ha im just stalling.
Your fired

 

Woooooo Rock on killer squirel!
Wooooo
Wooo-awwww

 

AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
LETS DO IT AGAIN!
YEAH!

 

So yeah... Thats all she told me.
Did you ask her any more?
Mmmmmm! Arbys! Can we stop? Pleeeeeeeeas?
Yes.
Whick question, Arbys, or Quiznos?

 

*SPLASH*
Ohhhhh, sorry dude, i would stay but i gotta go.
Why??
Transformation.

 

All you have to do is sit there for eternity.
ok
PICK ME UP SOME CHEESE FRIES!

 

BOO!
Boo?
You suck.

 

What the heck.
YA THATS RIGHT!
by ComxRmylife4ever, 7-11-09

 

Good news!
What is it?
I popped your ass wart!

 

(Takking to other person) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
ooooooooh!
(Takking to other person) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
ooooooooh! Mmmmmm! Yes yes yes yes yes yeeeees!
What are you doing?
Virtual sex.

 

(Takking to other person) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
ooooooooh!
(Takking to other person) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
ooooooooh! Mmmmmm! Yes yes yes yes yes yeeeees!
What are you doing?
Virtual sex.

 

Bleh Bleh Bleh!
Uhhhhh..
Oh.
Hey guy! Wrong way!
Bleh Bleh Bleh!

 

Ummmm, who are you?
Gary.
Isn't that a human name?
Nope!

 

How?
by ComxRmylife4ever, 7-11-09

 

So, why am i getting divorced?
Ohhhhhhhhh.
Remind me never to use pick up lines on your wife.
Even things that I dont agree with come up in the convo.

 

Ahhhh! Your creepy! Im glad i planted a remote control bomb in ur ass!
Wait... What?

 

I dont like you.
YAY!!!

 

Hi! Im doctor Mike! Would you like to sign up for a membership at St. David's?
Well.. Umm.. No-
But wait! There's more! You can get a free camera phone!
Erm.. No tha-
But wait! There's more! You can get a free $100 gift card to a spa of your choice!
No.

 

Paperclips and bacn are no match for the other match and this makes no fucking sense so im just gonna stop now just do the world a favor and ex-out of this will you?
by ComxRmylife4ever, 7-11-09

 

Paperclips and bacn are no match for the other match and this makes no sense so im just gonna stop now just do the world a favor and ex-out of this will you?
by ComxRmylife4ever, 7-11-09

 

Is that girl punching me?
1 minute later.......
Well hiyas.
2 munutes later........
Is she punching me again?

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