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How MST3K can take things too far....
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| Hey! Why is he wearing a hockey mask? Does he really look like Micheal Jackson? It must be his kid! | |
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| No, I am not in any way shape or form related to that freak of nature -- I wear a mask to frighten my audience and get them into a blood curdled, frightened state... | |
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| Yeah sure -- what frightens us is that while we're held hostage, other people are paying $6 and $8 bucks to see this crap! I mean, c'mon, how many Wayne Gretsky jokes can we come up with here! | |
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| You movie critics always do this -- just remember, you're not Siskel and Ebert! You're only parts and pieces of vacuum cleaners and gumball machines. | |
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| Fine, we're not putting up with this another minute -- we got commercial sign... | |
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| Damn it -- why on earth does this ALWAYS happen to me -- this majorly sucks -- no one likes me or my films! | |
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