Like, Totally, The Mall

Author: Contraband

Date: March 3, 2002

by Contraband
3-03-02
Man, I just got back from the mall, that place is like a breeding ground for stupidity.
Oh yeah?
Actually, it attracts stupidity like a moth to a flame and I'm having a picnic at night with a GIANT candle.
Tell me about it. It's like a siren’s call for idiocy.
Too bad it couldn't be a bug zapper...
Hey guys! I just came back from the mall! There were so many of the cool kids there! I was like NO WAY!