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by Coolio_cat
9-09-08
Welcome to iNeed a Makeover! I'm Jennifer Fox, and today's contestant is a single and saggy old lady! Now tell us Ms. Ugly, what is your name?
My name is Heather Winterfield.
Now, Heather, why do you think you need a makeover?
I think I'm ugly. Whenever I'm walking down the streets people say I'm ugly. My own mother thinks I'm ugly. YOU think I'm ugly. The president thinks I'm ugly. My dog thinks ---
Woah there, Heather! We don't think you're ugly. We KNOW you're ugly. You're darn right ugly! In fact, 105% of the United States voted you ugly.
Oh, wow! I must be very special!
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