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| I can't connect to Facebook or Twitter. Please give me an empty quotation or vapid aphorism to hold me til I can. | |
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| "If you were to die tomorrow, the world will keep on spinning and in the blink of God's eye, your earthly deeds will be forgotten." | |
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| You're a deep dude...But like what's in it for you?Can I pay you? | |
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| No man. You've helped fill the great gaping maw of my cynicism, a hunger that I must constantly renourish, lest I get all cute and Sentimental. | |
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| Kewl Got another one for me? | |
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| "I cried because I had no shoes. Then I saw a man who had no feet. So I shot him." | |
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