Cowboy Dave 1 by Cowboy_Dave8-10-02 Out of the distance...... Rises a new hero........ Oh,wait! It's only Cowboy Dave!............... Screw you, dork!
Cowboy Dave 2 by Cowboy_Dave8-10-02 Well, horse! That was a great adventure! Adventure? All we did was throw rocks at the hippies......... Good times!
Cowboy Dave 3 by Cowboy_Dave8-20-02 What'll it be, Dave? Chicken par par! FOR THE LAST TIME, NUMB NUTS! WE DON'T SERVE CHICKEN PAR PAR!!!!!!!!! I'll have some chicken then....With par par on the side........
Cowboy Dave 4 by Cowboy_Dave8-20-02 You spin me right round,baby! Right round! Like a record, baby! Right round, round, round! What the funk? Outta my way, moron! Get him! Before he kills again!
Cowboy Dave 5 by Cowboy_Dave8-20-02 Hey, police man Cliff! How's your mother? Still in jail? You ignoramis! You let Billy Bob the killer get away! Ignoramis?
Cowboy Dave 6 by Cowboy_Dave8-20-02 Later........ Then police man Cliff said that I let Billy Bob the killer run free. After that he gave me his number and asked if I wanted to come over to his house later to play "Balls on chin"...... Who are you?!? Get out of my house!
Cowboy Dave 7 by Cowboy_Dave8-20-02 Cowboy Dave went to the Saloon to see his girl, Miss Kitty....... Hello there, Miss Kitty! Cowboy Dave! You should go! My father's here and you know how much he hates you! I'm not scared of that stupid jerk! COWBOY DAVE!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowboy Dave 8 by Cowboy_Dave8-20-02 What are you doing with my daughter!?! Please, sir! I........ MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop staring at my penis, sir!
Cowboy Dave 9 by Cowboy_Dave8-23-02 WHAT??!!!!???? I was doing no such thing! Sir! It's okay if you're a pole smoker! I don't mind! Are you saying you want to do me? Uh-Oh!
Cowboy Dave 10 by Cowboy_Dave8-23-02 Well, let me tell you something, JACK! You will never marry my daughter! I don't wanna marry her! I just want some quick and easy puntang!
Cowboy Dave 11 by Cowboy_Dave8-23-02 That's it! I'm going to do you in and there's nothing nobody can do about it! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Shut up!....Oh, damn this hangover! Ouch! That smarts! He sure showed you!
Cowboy Dave 12 by Cowboy_Dave8-23-02 Hey! You just killed old man winters! HE OWED ME 10 BUCKS! Come with me! You're going down town....Then to jail! It was not me! It was Billy Bob the killer! Billy Bob? Never heard of him! What!!????!!!! You were just chasing after him 20 minutes ago!!!!!! No. I was masturbating to pictures of livestock 20 minutes ago! GROSS! You could of made something else up like....You were teaching jazzersise to the elderly!
Cowboy Dave 13 by Cowboy_Dave9-12-02 AHHHH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you screaming? I am the law in this town and if I want to scream like a maniac for no apparant reason then I'm allowed to do so.
Cowboy Dave 14 by Cowboy_Dave9-12-02 AHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think he's getting a boner out of this. Shut up. Jesus Christ! Stop killing everyone!
Cowboy Dave 18 by Cowboy_Dave9-13-02 dippy. It's this new cool word that all the punk rockers are saying. That doesn't matter right now! What about the killings?.......... ............................ You're not a punk rocker!
Cowboy Dave 20 by Cowboy_Dave9-13-02 What will we do about the killings? Let the cops deal with it! You are the cops!
Cowboy Dave 21 by Cowboy_Dave9-13-02 Why don't you do something? You are the sheriff. I am? Yeah, Remember the time you got hammered and promoted yourself to sheriff after you threatend the old one with a thumb tack?
Cowboy Dave 23 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 Well, police man Cliff. I guess it's up to me! Will you come along with me and help? Hell no.
Cowboy Dave 24 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 Fine! I don't need you! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY! Hey, Horse. Wanna go arrest a serial killer? Meh.
Cowboy Dave 25 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 Okay, Horse. Let's go! Okay. Well, aren't you going to let me ride you? Fuck that! Nobody's riding me! You know about my hernia! Fine! We'll walk. Lazy bastard!
Cowboy Dave 27 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 Are we there yet? No. Are we there yet? No. Wait. Where are we going? No.
Cowboy Dave 28 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 Cowboy Dave and Horse sit around the camp, telling ghost stories....... ...... Then the little piggies said, Not by the hairs of out chin-y chin chin. Stop! Stop it! I can't handle it! Now I will never get to sleep.
Cowboy Dave 29 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 bed time. zzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzz. No, daddy! NO!.... zzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzzz.
Cowboy Dave 30 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 Morning. That was nice. I slept like a baby. I slept like a colt. hahahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahaha!
Cowboy Dave 31 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 Are you sure we're safe out here? What's going to happen? Be kidnapped by Indians? hahahahahahaha! hahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahahha! hahahahahahaha!
Cowboy Dave 32 by Cowboy_Dave9-14-02 hahahahahahahaha! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HALT! Crap!
Cowboy Dave 33 by Cowboy_Dave9-16-02 Cowboy Dave and Horse were captured by Indians and taken to their leader. You're the leader? Correct. I bet my dick's bigger.
Cowboy Dave 35 by Cowboy_Dave11-03-02 Listen! Can you shut up for one second? Yes. Good. BUT I WONT! *grumble*
Cowboy Dave 36 by Cowboy_Dave11-03-02 I want to help you on your quest, but right now we should rest. Here, take a smoke of the peace pipe to calm you down. *pufffff!* hahahahahah! quest and rest rhymes! hahahahahaha sigh.
Cowboy Dave 37 by Cowboy_Dave11-03-02 Well, Horse. We're rested and really stoned. Let's continue our adventure! OKAY! woaaaah! A TALKING HORSE!
Cowboy Dave 39 by Cowboy_Dave12-22-02 I'M FREAKING OUT! Plays: Smoke on the water dun dun dun! dun dun dun dun! dun dun dun! dun dun! Shut up and let's go!
Cowboy Dave 43 by Cowboy_Dave12-23-02 Later-ish! Ahhhh!!!! A dragon!!!!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh! *Phew!* That was close! Sure was.
Cowboy Dave 44 by Cowboy_Dave2-15-03 Meanwhile: The killer was on a killing rampage. DIE! DIE! DIE! RAAAR!
Cowboy Dave 46 by Cowboy_Dave3-01-03 Cowboy Dave and Horse enter the town. What happened here? IT WAS HORRIBLE! Well? Well what?
Cowboy Dave 47 by Cowboy_Dave3-01-03 the old dude tells Cowboy Dave about Billy Bob. And then he killed everyone but a few townspeople who fled. You look like my girlfriend's dead dad. I get that alot.
Cowboy Dave 48 by Cowboy_Dave3-01-03 Just then, not so far away. ...His name is Cowboy Dave. I want him dead. Him and his little dog, too. And you want me to do this pro-bono? Why should I? Because if you don't I will kill you. Good point. I'm on it. Hey! He stole my tie!
Cowboy Dave 49 by Cowboy_Dave3-01-03 So the hitman searches near and far for Cowboy Dave. Are you Cowboy Dave? No, I'm Cowboy Neil. Are you Cowboy Dave? I'm a girl. Are you Cowboy Dave? ............ ANSWER ME!!!!!!