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by Cowboy_Dave
8-10-02
Out of the distance......
Rises a new hero........
Oh,wait! It's only Cowboy Dave!...............
Screw you, dork!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-10-02
Well, horse! That was a great adventure!
Adventure? All we did was throw rocks at the hippies.........
Good times!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-20-02
What'll it be, Dave?
Chicken par par!
FOR THE LAST TIME, NUMB NUTS! WE DON'T SERVE CHICKEN PAR PAR!!!!!!!!!
I'll have some chicken then....With par par on the side........

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-20-02
You spin me right round,baby! Right round! Like a record, baby! Right round, round, round!
What the funk?
Outta my way, moron!
Get him! Before he kills again!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-20-02
Hey, police man Cliff! How's your mother? Still in jail?
You ignoramis! You let Billy Bob the killer get away!
Ignoramis?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-20-02
Later........
Then police man Cliff said that I let Billy Bob the killer run free. After that he gave me his number and asked if I wanted to come over to his house later to play "Balls on chin"......
Who are you?!? Get out of my house!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-20-02
Cowboy Dave went to the Saloon to see his girl, Miss Kitty.......
Hello there, Miss Kitty!
Cowboy Dave! You should go! My father's here and you know how much he hates you!
I'm not scared of that stupid jerk!
COWBOY DAVE!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-20-02
What are you doing with my daughter!?!
Please, sir! I........
MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop staring at my penis, sir!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-23-02
WHAT??!!!!???? I was doing no such thing!
Sir! It's okay if you're a pole smoker! I don't mind!
Are you saying you want to do me?
Uh-Oh!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-23-02
Well, let me tell you something, JACK! You will never marry my daughter!
I don't wanna marry her! I just want some quick and easy puntang!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-23-02
That's it! I'm going to do you in and there's nothing nobody can do about it! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Shut up!....Oh, damn this hangover!
Ouch! That smarts!
He sure showed you!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
8-23-02
Hey! You just killed old man winters! HE OWED ME 10 BUCKS! Come with me! You're going down town....Then to jail!
It was not me! It was Billy Bob the killer!
Billy Bob? Never heard of him!
What!!????!!!! You were just chasing after him 20 minutes ago!!!!!!
No. I was masturbating to pictures of livestock 20 minutes ago!
GROSS! You could of made something else up like....You were teaching jazzersise to the elderly!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-12-02
AHHHH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you screaming?
I am the law in this town and if I want to scream like a maniac for no apparant reason then I'm allowed to do so.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-12-02
AHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he's getting a boner out of this.
Shut up. Jesus Christ!
Stop killing everyone!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-12-02
Pokemon!
DIE!!!!!!
What did I just say?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-12-02
I'm outtie!
Ow! My spine hurts.
dippy.
What? You're not dead?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-13-02
dippy.
What?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-13-02
dippy. It's this new cool word that all the punk rockers are saying.
That doesn't matter right now! What about the killings?..........
............................
You're not a punk rocker!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-13-02
ya I am. Ya I am. Ya I am. Ya I am.
Ya I am.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-13-02
What will we do about the killings?
Let the cops deal with it!
You are the cops!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-13-02
Why don't you do something? You are the sheriff.
I am?
Yeah, Remember the time you got hammered and promoted yourself to sheriff after you threatend the old one with a thumb tack?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-13-02
Oh yeah.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Well, police man Cliff. I guess it's up to me! Will you come along with me and help?
Hell no.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Fine! I don't need you! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!
Hey, Horse. Wanna go arrest a serial killer?
Meh.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Okay, Horse. Let's go!
Okay.
Well, aren't you going to let me ride you?
Fuck that! Nobody's riding me! You know about my hernia!
Fine! We'll walk.
Lazy bastard!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Walking sucks.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Wait. Where are we going?
No.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Cowboy Dave and Horse sit around the camp, telling ghost stories.......
...... Then the little piggies said, Not by the hairs of out chin-y chin chin.
Stop! Stop it! I can't handle it!
Now I will never get to sleep.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
bed time.
zzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzz.
No, daddy! NO!.... zzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzzz.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Morning.
That was nice. I slept like a baby.
I slept like a colt.
hahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahaha!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
Are you sure we're safe out here?
What's going to happen? Be kidnapped by Indians?
hahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahha!
hahahahahahaha!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-14-02
hahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
HALT!
Crap!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-16-02
Cowboy Dave and Horse were captured by Indians and taken to their leader.
You're the leader?
Correct.
I bet my dick's bigger.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
9-16-02
Perhaps..........
HEY!......
Yes?
......Where's your shitter?!?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
11-03-02
Listen! Can you shut up for one second?
Yes.
Good.
BUT I WONT!
*grumble*

 

by Cowboy_Dave
11-03-02
I want to help you on your quest, but right now we should rest. Here, take a smoke of the peace pipe to calm you down.
*pufffff!*
hahahahahah! quest and rest rhymes! hahahahahaha
sigh.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
11-03-02
Well, Horse. We're rested and really stoned. Let's continue our adventure!
OKAY!
woaaaah!
A TALKING HORSE!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-22-02
Uh, Cowboy Dave.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-22-02
I'M FREAKING OUT!
Plays: Smoke on the water
dun dun dun! dun dun dun dun! dun dun dun! dun dun!
Shut up and let's go!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-22-02
Slow down! These darn boots are killing me!
Hurry up!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-23-02
I fucking hate you, Horse.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-23-02
Are we walking on water?
Yes, I believe so.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
12-23-02
Later-ish!
Ahhhh!!!! A dragon!!!!!!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!
*Phew!* That was close!
Sure was.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
2-15-03
Meanwhile: The killer was on a killing rampage.
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
RAAAR!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
2-15-03
Look, a town.
What's say we go there?
Sounds good.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-01-03
Cowboy Dave and Horse enter the town.
What happened here?
IT WAS HORRIBLE!
Well?
Well what?

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-01-03
the old dude tells Cowboy Dave about Billy Bob.
And then he killed everyone but a few townspeople who fled.
You look like my girlfriend's dead dad.
I get that alot.

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-01-03
Just then, not so far away.
...His name is Cowboy Dave. I want him dead. Him and his little dog, too.
And you want me to do this pro-bono? Why should I?
Because if you don't I will kill you.
Good point. I'm on it.
Hey! He stole my tie!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-01-03
So the hitman searches near and far for Cowboy Dave.
Are you Cowboy Dave?
No, I'm Cowboy Neil.
Are you Cowboy Dave?
I'm a girl.
Are you Cowboy Dave? ............ ANSWER ME!!!!!!

 

by Cowboy_Dave
3-04-03
Meanwhile....
*cough*

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