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by CrackedSyphon
6-08-03
Fucking SHIT! My hand!!
Feeble Monkey! I warned You about the dreaded disease, didn't I!?
The dreaded Disease....CROTCH ROT
The only skin condition caused from dirty moist hands, when placed on the genitals, capable of spreading up the arm, and through important organs
The More You Know------*
So remember kids, always make sure your hands are clean and dry; before, after, during, and when thinking about Masturbation.
Take it from Balding Monkey here, and your old pal, CrotchBot.

 

by CrackedSyphon
6-08-03
And now for some good old fashioned 70's TV
Jamalia! Jamalia! Wheh da fuggyouat girh?
Dammit Womuh, no taim fo talk, it's taim foh us ta do the NASTEH!
Oh Hi Lenny...wh..what a surprise.. ah didn't think you'd be home so earleh
Whul, sheeee~it. If it id'nt da nigga Sytrus. What are YOU doin' in ma Lo~ove cabin?
Aw shyit dawg, she was totally up on this Nigga, don't be frontin'!

 

by CrackedSyphon
6-09-03
A Misunderstanding
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Hey, it's a gay clown!
Leads to Confusion
...m..maybe....
Fuckin' Gay clown! Loogit 'im! Yer just a big faggy bag of homosexual gayness aren't you?...AREN'TCHA??
Later On
Damn you suck some good cock there, Mr. Gay Clown...
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by CrackedSyphon
6-18-03
We Join our hero, "The Purple Punkass" as he has just met up with his arch rival, The Transvestite Penguin from Hell
Ho-HO! What makes you think you can defeat me THIS time Peguin?
Elementary my dear Punkass, before I would send my evil drones after you, however this time I have an ace up my ass!
...eww..
HRRRRrrrrrrnnnngGGGgg!!
SPLOARRTCH
EGADS!
Li-hiiika glove!

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