All comics by Crake

 

by Crake
11-06-03
The long wait for acceptance
I wonder where Project Trust will send me?
World news - Morocco is in deep shit
The letter arrives
Dear Dave, Project are sending you to... Morocco
All white people in Morocco are being slaughtered by Arab terrorists
Horror
Fuck no!!!!

 

by Crake
11-06-03
Dave arrives in Morocco
Oh fuck, fucking Morocco!
I hate English people
The locals have seen The Wicker Man...
Might as well do myself in, right here right now
That's a good idea...
Dave gets done in by a goat...
D'oh! The goat did it for me!
Fucking English twat!

 

by Crake
11-06-03
Dave discoveres his will be working with lepars
Hey! You're not from Morocco!
How can you tell?
Dave's mind gets boggled
Because you keep changing shape!
Really?
Dave finally goes mad
ARGH!!!!

 

by Crake
11-06-03
News of Dave's madness reach England
Just in: Dave has gone mad in Morocco, aid agencies fly his friends out to save his mind
Dave starts to see things...
Dave, it's me - Lucy
ARGH!!!!! Lucy's grown a beard!!!
Dave's mind is completely gone
No Dave, it's really me - Lucy
STOP IT!!!! STOP IT!!!!!

 

by Crake
11-09-03
How to be rid of squirrels
I hate squirrels
good

 

by Crake
11-09-03
Dinosaur entertainment
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen
What's big, green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
It's not even funny with dinosaurs is it?
A snooker table!

 

by Crake
11-12-03
Hey Scottish Tom, how's it going?
Nice one
Hey Scottish Tom, how's it going?
Nice one
Bit repetative isn't it?
Hey Scottish Tom, how's it going?
Nice one

 

by Crake
11-12-03

 

by Crake
11-12-03
Ah non-uniform days!
Hello Mr Walsh
Morning!
Hello Miss Emmery...

 

by Crake
11-12-03
A few minutes pass...
The result!

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