*voiceover*: It's 10 o'clock and its time for the news, here on ABCD: Channel 3
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| Good evening, I'm Al Longie and this is the news...um, I think we should change that line because I think it's obvious that this is the news..I mean, the voiceover says it and theres the sign *points* | |
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| Today 3 kids drowned somewhere, a car exploded, and some more boring crap happened...In other news, I'm having an affair with my wife. We get it on every night after work. Also, I think I'm gay... | |
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| ....what? What do you mean we're on the air? Oh shit, um, honey, I was just kidding and I'll be home a few hours after work, as usual.. | |
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