All comics by Creeper

 

by Creeper
2-28-01
Yo Homes!
Whaddup G?
Where my dogs at?
Fuckin yo' Momma!
Whoah, now that's just crossing the line, pal.
I apologize.

 

by Creeper
2-28-01
Well, hello stranger! You are one sexy looking dog on a ball!
How's about you get on MY ball, if you catch my drift?
There is only room for one dog on any given ball.

 

by Creeper
2-28-01
All Asians go to Hell!!!
But what if I told you I wasn't really Asian...
...but a Rocket instead!
All Rockets go to Hell!!!
Once again, I am trumped by Jesus.

 

by Creeper
2-28-01
Cowboy, when I grow up I want to be just like you!
Silly girl, women can't be cowboys!
But Betty Friedan says...
She won't be saying much when her mouth's full of my cock! Ha!
Well, can't argue with that.

 

by Creeper
2-28-01
LOL!
ROTFL!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
LOTRPONIALER!!!!!!
WTF?

 

by Creeper
2-28-01
Oh Dog on a Ball, why isn't my website getting any hits?
Your site lacks pizzaz. Hire Dog on a Ball consulting to jazz up your web site!
You've got yourself a client!
3 months later...
Dog on a Ball, all you did was put up a gallery of dogs humping each-other!
Everyone loves gay dog porn!

 

by Creeper
3-01-01
So, for a guy who, as far as I can tell, sits there all day making the same idiotic comics...
URRRRRRRRRR!
To accuse someone of stealing your ideas is pretty stupid.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME.
And thank you for making me put that stupid-ass overused gag in a comic you fucking retard.
URRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

 

by Creeper
3-01-01
My sicerest apologies, DragonXero. I was not aware of the inherent humor in moronic in-jokes and supposedly wry observations about life.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE NOT FUNNY!
I was also not aware "quantity" equals (or is even greater than!) "quality."
(NOT SPEAKING IN A PANEL IS ALSO HILARIOUS! SEE????)
Please say "Moh" again. It is apparently humorous, and my strips require humor.
MOH! LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

 

by Creeper
9-30-04
HOLY CHRIST THIS DUDE JUST CHOPPED MY DESK IN HALF
Today we've got a "half off sale"! Har har har!
AND HE GOT ONE OF MY FINGERS TOO! HOLY SHIT DUDE!
Looks like you "gave me the finger"! Har har har!
DUN DUN DUN SO SO HIP
AND HIS JOKES FUCKING SUCK!
Well, I...I thought they were kind of good, you know, in a self referential kitschy kind of way.

 

by Creeper
9-30-04
If you are a Republican, the one on the left is Kerry
I'm a big jerk and possibly a criminal!
What a dummy!
If you are a Democrat, the one on the left is Bush
My only goal is the destruction of America!
What a jerk!
WHAT A TREMENDOUS POINT I JUST MADE
I eat babies!
Well I am certainly against that!

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