All comics by Crimson_King27

 

by Crimson_King27
5-25-03
We once again join the RBB chat board...
Actually, I'm a male Martian-Angel hybrid who's giving birth to twin vampire children. It really surprised my wife. She's a vampire too.
80 replies later...
...and that's why giving birth is a lot like football.
God I hate attention whores...
Nooooo! My hippity hoppity ball!

 

by Crimson_King27
5-26-03
RavenBlack City, several months after the 0ing of RavenBlack
Behold! I BloodSpawn, your true God have destroyed RavenBlack, the false profit
Now you will see the true furry of the Church of Blood! All who don't agree with me will suffer from God's wrath!
Oh crap...

 

by Crimson_King27
5-27-03
You're not so tough! I can zero a 80,000 plus blood vampire in a week, have a horde of high power vampires in MY church, and teleport around Ravenblack City at will!
Oh yeah? Well I can raise the dead, turn water into wine AND I rule the entire universe!
Soooo...rock, paper, scissors?
Yeah.

 

by Crimson_King27
5-28-03
1, 2, 3, Holy Water! Er...ROCK!
1, 2, 3, Paper.
DAMN IT!!! Okay okay okay...best 5 out of 7
You do realize that you'd win more if you didn't pick rock every single time, right?

 

by Crimson_King27
5-29-03
Hey sexy thang, wanna cyb3r?? I'm 5'10", blond, blue eyes, and a model
A few weeks later...
Sure...where do you want to meet?
I hope he likes me...
Okay...see you there! ;-)

 

by Crimson_King27
5-30-03
Hi, welcome to Baskin & Hemoglobin's, how may I help you?
Yeah, could I have a vanilla cone, with some fresh blood on top?
We just ran out...can you wait a bit while I restock some?
Ummm...sure, I guess...
20 minutes later...
Alright, I have your blood cone right here...that'll be $5.17.
You know, you could've just robbed a blood bank or something...

 

by Crimson_King27
6-01-03
Don't mock me you false idol! I lead the most powerful vampires in Ravenblack city! I WILL unleash I my furry on you!
For one, that's a game...a GAME! And can't you go two weeks without attacking someone new? If you have that many enemies, there's something wrong. And your spelling sucks too.
Okay okay! So I can't spell good! Let that old joke die! I get it! Sheesh...
Well...you can't spell well.

Showing page 1.