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by Cross_Blade
10-20-03
In the beginning, there was chaos.
(doot-doo-doo-doo!) I have no hair!
OMG
And then...
Let's hogtie this sucker! YEE-HAW!
I shouldn't have stood next to Swanky!
Meanwhile, in southeastern Pennsylvania...
So, Andross! You show your true form!
IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!!!

 

by Cross_Blade
10-20-03
You are evil! I must smite you!
No you won't!
[Insert Latin-ish chanting stuff here.]
No! I'm melting!
BALEETED

 

by Cross_Blade
10-20-03
In the cemetary...
Rar! I'm scary!
Lies, my friend.
Really?
Yes. Your technique is all wrong. You should scare people like...THIS RAR!
EEK!
Haha. Stupid pansy-assed ghost.

 

by Cross_Blade
10-24-03
In some Japanese city in an anime...
Hi. I am a generic long-haired guy who looks female.
Meanwhile, in the real world...
OMG HE IS SO KAWAII I LIVE BISHIES!!! ^______^
Here's a man who leads a life of danger.
You make me want to commit mass infanticide.
SHTU UP YUO BAKA!!!1!! >_<

 

by Cross_Blade
11-29-03
Five and a half months ago...
Girl named Shana: (commits suicide)
At Life, the Universe, and Everything at GameFAQs...
y2k: OMG LIEK HREE IS TEH GRIL EHO KI::WD HERSELF!!!111!!one HAWXZ http://www.livejournal.com/users/justshana
(not caring)
Afterwords, at the Livejournal of Shana...
BANLEETED
HHAssFFAAA (posts the Trinity and Pains)

 

by Cross_Blade
11-29-03
Afterwords...
CJayC: OMG NO OEN CAN GET TO LUE!!11!! IWNED UNLESS J))R b$ 888113 OLOLOLO
The mysterious user #888113 is found.
OMG LIEK IT IS USER 888113 J00R T#H OEN!!111!!!!!fourteen
Lunarhawk99: what are you talking about
Meanwhile, in the author's room...
(not caring much) So were's that pork? Ah, yes, right here in my scrotum!
LUEsers: IT IS LIKE TRH MAYTRICKKZ LUNARHAWK iZ TeH oNE He IS NEO!1111

 

by Cross_Blade
12-03-03
Final Fantasy VII
Aeris dies!
NO HORROR OF HORRORS!!!111!!11
The Matrix Revolutions
Trinity dies!
0/\/\GZORS!11!!NOES!!11
Real Life
You will die!
NO IT CANNOT BE O WAIT I AM ALREADY DEAD DAMN YOU STEVE MARTIN

 

by Cross_Blade
12-05-03
In the magical castle on the planet of Senarzunakiyakiland....
Mao Zedong: Yes, yes, all is going according to plan! Monopoly over the pornography industry on planet Earth shall be mine!
On one of the many small islands off the coast of Africa, a powerful shaman sees what is happening...
Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo must defeat dead Chinese dictator! (teleports)
ALLZ WELL DAT ENDZ WELL!!!1!!1
EEKUM BOKUM
ARGH I AM DEAD

 

by Cross_Blade
12-07-03
But wait, it appears not all is well!
Very good, you got farther than we thought you would have.
Mumbo Jumbo: Who talking?
The villains revealed!
It is I, Joseph McCarthy!
And I, Ivan the Terrible! We were not in the room with our partner, so you did not kill us yet!
NOW WE ARE HAPPY FOR REAL!!!1!
ARGH HE KILLED US TU
IM BURNING BURNING

 

by Cross_Blade
12-07-03
"My name is Indigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

by Cross_Blade
1-01-04
At Rhode Island
HAY WHAT IS THOSE ARG WI AHR DYIEN
THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY
& THUS THE COMMUINISTIC REIGN OF RHODE ISAND WAS ENDED HOORAY

 

by Cross_Blade
1-01-04
Clue One!
(runs like a pig)
Clues Two and Three!
(lets nickers down)
(is elementary)
Clues Four and Five!
(kicks Edgar Allen Poe)
(climbs the Eiffel Tower)

 

by Cross_Blade
1-04-04
Method One: Stabbing
DIE YOU BASTARD
ARG I AM DEAD
Method Two: Shooting
DIE YOU BASTARD
ARG I AM DEAD
Method Three: Electrocution
DIE YOU BASTARD
ARG I AM DEAD

 

by Cross_Blade
4-06-04
Give me some, biznitches.

 

by Cross_Blade
4-09-04
...for almost monopolizing the Last 20 Comics List. Now you have to take it over entirely, like SinatraFonzarelli2 did.

 

by Cross_Blade
4-09-04
He didn't take over as much of it as I thought. Therefore, congratulations are revoked.

 

by Cross_Blade
4-09-04
Hugbees.
Hugbees.
Hugbees.
Hugbees.
Hugbees.
Hugbees.
Hugbees.
Hugbees.
Hugbees.

 

by Cross_Blade
4-24-04
I don't know what that means, I just wanted to say it.

 

by Cross_Blade
4-24-04
The ninja begins his grand, sacred quest!
Haha! I am the powerful NINJA. My NINJA skills are so excellent, non-NINJAS cannot compare to me!
REALLY?! Well, we'll have to see about that...Wait, what is happening to me?!
Our hero is victorious!
I'm such a mighty NINJA that I poisoned your Cheerios this morning to kill you in advance!
NOOOOO
But wait! What is this?
What? HOW CAN THIS BE???
Ha! I have returned as a ghost to kill you!

 

by Cross_Blade
4-25-04
How will our hero survive???
Now, as a ghost, I am invincible! But wait, who' the pirate guy over there?
'Ello there. This was going to be an ongoing series, but I don't feel like doing it anymore, so I'm going to kill both of you off. That includes the already-dead ghost. Good day. (teleports away)
THE FRIGGING END

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