All comics by CrustyPussyBlood

 

Raaaaaa!!! I'm a bat!
I'm in my underwear.
You look HOT!
Wanna slam my ass?
Hell yeah! Bend over, sweet thing!

 

I'm going to kick your ass!
No way! You're just a girl!
Look at my panties!
Yeah!
My balls!

 

Hell sir, lovely weather today. Here's your mail.
I'm going to rape you.
What did you say?
Don't bother trying to resist, you stand no chance.
NOW! Who's going to fuck who?!
Ey ey ey!

 

Hey Stephanie. I'm glad we could together today. Shall we get started?
Hey Lisa. Let's get to it.
OK, now it's your turn
Woe...I thought you wanted to meet to study.
Um...yeah...I thought...
This is awkward.

 

Shit! I'm gonna barf!
I'd love to cut out your liver, then give you a handjob.
I want to suck on your nips and flick your clit with my tounge.
I would enjoy that.
I'm going to shove this needle up your ass.

 

Oooohhhh yeah! I love to smoke!
I'm an arm.
I wnt to suck your pussy.
I want to lick your tits.
I'm going to squeeze your titties.
Oh yeah, baby...twist my nerps!

 

Where be me skin?
Fuck my ass for twelve dollars!
Your cunt STINKS!
Fuck my ass for twelve dollars!
I'm going to sodomize you with this broom.
What happened to my flesh?

 

I'm going to shove this up your ass.
Give it to me baby. Rupture my prostate.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 4-05-08

 

I'm a fucking squirel.
I'm a puppet on a cock.
I'm a fucking squirel.
I'm a puppet on a cock.
I'm a fucking squirel.
I'm a puppet on a cock.

 

Remember that show "Perfect Strangers"?
*Sigh*
I miss Balkie.

 

What the fuck?
Look at me! I'm a freaky floating head!
Rock on dude.
Do you have any weed?
I'm so going to rape your mouth.
Nooooooo!

 

Shit in my cunt and call me Sally!
by CrustyPussyBlood, 4-10-08

 

Mmmm hrmm rrrm!
Hrrrrmm! Hrrrmmm rmmmm rrrmmm!
Hmmm hrrrmmm hrm?
Nigga what?

 

Clickity clack clack clack! I'm a magic crab!
Really? In what way?
I don't get it.

 

Damn. I was going to take a shit but now that I've found a severed arm on the toilet seat, I don't really want to sit on it.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 4-11-08

 

Please let go of my cock.
No.
Damn...that may be the sloppiest period ever.
My cunt is bleeding.
Stop staring at my tits.

 

I'm drinking piss.
Are you going to grab my ass?
Yes. I am.

 
Are you going to stick your thump up my ass or what?

 

I'M SHITTING MY PANTS!!!
Does this shirt make me look gay?
No.
Good.
The cum stains on your face make you look gay.
Did you just shit your pants?

 

Booger booger! I'm a ghost!
Please don't touch my robot balls.
Booger booger! I'm a ghost!
Really? Wanna suck my tits?
Booger booger! I'm a ghost!
Me toooooooo!!!

 

Thanks for shitting in my mouth, asshole.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 4-22-08

 

Lokk at me. I'm Jewish and shit.
Cucka chucka cha chucka cha cha cha!
I met Bill Cosby in 1987.
Chicka chee choo choo!
I'm mensturating hardcore.

 

I'm a fairy!
Relative to your size, you have really large tits.
I grant you wishes and shit.
Prove it.
Sweet.

 

I'm a big fat cop with a big fat ass. I'm crusing in my squad car wasting lots of gas.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-02-08

 

I've come for you.
I've come for you.
Well...
This is quite awkward.

 

I'm Rudolph. May I join you in your reindeer games?
Fuck you holmes. We don't like your kind around here. Get lost esay, before I cut you.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-02-08

 

Shit on my face and call me Wynonna!
Are you my father?
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-03-08

 

Would you like some coffee?
I guess.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-03-08

 

Aaahhh!!! I'm growing a penis!
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-06-08

 

What's the matter?
I'm a saaad little robot.
I'm sorry. Want me to cheer you up?
How?
There's a rocket in my robot pocket!!!

 

Death metal rules!
I concur.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-06-08

 

Finntroll rules!
I concur.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-06-08

 

I'm a pissed-off alien in speedos. What're you gonna do about that?
Grah wah flah flah flah flah!
Nigga what?
Nah nook nib blib frip frop!
Is there peanut butter in your maw?
Bleb blib blub skrug skrim skraw!

 

Look into my freaky eyes.
I'd much rather rip out your heart and devour your soul.
Hahaha! Two girls! One cup!
Gross.
Would you like a banana?
That would be lovely.

 

I'm a giant fucking snail.
I'm a pumpkin.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-09-08

 

Kiss me beautiful!
You're really not my type.
Want to feel me up?
Not interested.
Heeelllooo sexy! May I come in?

 

I crusin' in mah low-rida, baby!
Griz griz flah flah!
Huuuuuhhhh?
I shit nipple-cunts!
There’s a time for love and a time for living.
Brand new life around the bend!

 

America is great! War rules! Let's kill people for no reason!
Take your fascist fucking flag and shove it up your ass, you goddamn son of a bitch.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-09-08

 

Smoking is lots of fun!
This is why we out-lived you.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-10-08

 

My ass hurts!
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-14-08

 

We don't like your kind around here boy!
What are you racist?
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-14-08

 

My mouth looks like a sideways cunt. Ain't that somethinhg?
Look at me faggot. Look at my cunt shaped mouth.
You might want move. I'm going to squirt.

 

Someday you will grow up and bear me several children.
Yes father.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-16-08

 

I'm going to rape you.
OK.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-16-08

 
That was fucking sweet!
I think we should take this show on the road.

 

Suck it! Suck it! Suckit!!!
*Garbble garbble garbble*

 

*Sniff sniff*
Did you just shit yourself?
You are a digusting excuse for a human being and I want you out of my house now.
Goo.

 

Dad...I really wish you'd stop raping me.
Well son, you can wish in one hand and shit in the other.
Can you just stop raping me?
No.

 

Mmm...yeah...take it all...
Oh! Oh! I'm cumming!
by CrustyPussyBlood, 5-17-08

 

Freedom!
Whoa! Did that crawl out of my cunt?
I have come down with stockholm syndrome.

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