It's a letter from my ex. Aparently she just wrote to tell me how much better her life is without me.
Why do I have such terrible luck with women?
for one you drink far too much, also 90% of the women you are interested in are lesbians, and you are not as good looking as you think you are.
Thanks you have made me feel much better
... plus all of your cynical sarcastic remarks... and all of your jokes about death. Maybe you would be better off if you found some goth chick that would find this stuff endearing
