Hello earthman, we have traveled far to find you and learn about you
I can dig it
It is our plan to dominate the world and enslave your people
Kind of like that Porno for Pyros song "Pets". Whatever though we were only messing things up anyway
Ha! If you are indcative of the typical earthling we will conquor your planet with ease!
Brother, I'm not your typical anything. Do you have those little bottles of booze like on the airplane? Getting beamed into a spaceship always makes me thirsty.
