Do you aliens have genitals like earth people? Do you fly your ship through normal space or do you cheat somehow to cover more ground? Do you get our tv signals out there? What is your favorite show
Do you ever get lonely in space? Do aliens drink alcohol? If so can I have some? What kind of feul does this ship use? Do you have pop singers on your planet? Do aliens have porno?
I really really hate my job
If so does your porn tend to be more visual or plot driven? Do you have pets? Can I be in a zoo on your planet with any earth female of my choice? Can I have one of those hamster exercise wheels?