In the practical art of war, it is best to take the enemy's country whole and intact
I'm sorry that I fell asleep on you last night while we were talking
Come on why won't you talk to me?
Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
Oh, ok I'm really sorry what can I do to make it up to you?
You can start by painting my toenails. After that we are going to go get your nipples pierced. After we're done with that you can cook me dinner, and then I will decide what I want you to do
