*sigh* I'm simultaiously angry and sad and happy and upset and confused.
When was the last time you got some?
Depends on how you define sex. where is the line that equals sex? Is it sex as soon as there is intimate contact? Does there have to be penile penetration?
The other Clinton says that hummers don't count.
What about dry humping followed by mutual masterbation is that sex?
If you are grasping at that straw let's just say too long.
