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by DANfan
11-16-01
Announcer: Welcome to the first installment of "Cowboy Bill And The Goth!"
Howdy Partners! I'm Cowboy Bill, and this is my buddy, Goth!
Go suck donkey nuts! OZZY! OZZY!
So, what's new Goth?
Oh, the usual, Suicide attempt, Hot S & M sex, and later on today, I'm going to go and drink some goats blood while my sister gives me fallatio
Hey hey Goth, this is a family show!
Yeah, and you fucking your dog last night while you were piss drunk while I was fucking your wife last night isn't really P.C. now is it Mr. Doggystyle!!

 

by DANfan
11-17-01
Today, we find our pal Cowboy Bill walking along the Red Light District.....

 

by DANfan
11-17-01
Today, we find Cowboy Bill walking around the Red Light District of town....
Howdy Ma'am!
Hey waby! Me wuv you rong time! me so horny! me so horny!
Hey there, I'm T.V.'s Cowboy Bill, I was wondering if I can ride you like a buckin bronco tonight? My wife's a fucking bitch and she doesn't give me the satisfaction that a real cowboy needs!
Me wuv you rong time! five dolla, pay up now!
The next day....
Gosh darnit! my piss is burning like a hot jalapeno pepper!
Damn, my mom's good! stupid John Wayne asshole!

 

by DANfan
11-17-01
Today, Goth decides that worshiping Satan today can wait, so he meets up with his Rave loving twin brother, appropriately named Rave...
Hey douchebag!
WASSAP MY NIGGA!
Rave, your stupid sorry ass been talking to Otomo Tenzi back at Highervoltage.net haven't you?
N-N-NIGGAZ GIT DOWN!
Hey, Shirokah's cool and all cause he puts shit in his ass, but why do you worship OT like he's your raving guru?
.....S-S-S-S-SHIT SEX??!!

 

by DANfan
11-17-01
Psychiatric Evaluation: Goth, Age: 21, a very deranged character, loves mutilation, setting his pets on fire. Suffers from a bad case of Tourette's Syndrome. Co-Host of "Cowboy Bill And Goth"
Fucking Fruedian asshole, why don't you evaluate my penis while your at it!!
Psychiatric Evaluation: Rave, Age: 21, A very wierd individual, seems to worship a one Otomo Tenzi of Highervoltage.net, often seen repeating lines from this mysterious entity
GIT ALL SPOOKED!!
Psychiatric Evaluation: Grunge, Age: 21, A very to himself kind of guy. has a bad drug habit and thinks that Kurt Cobain posessed him when he was 12. Very suicidal and is more calmer than his brothers
Shit, life sucks doesn't it?

 

by DANfan
11-17-01
Sung To The Tune Of "She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain"...
Nature's one sexy bitch!
Well, he'll be cummin around the mountain when he cums!
Do I hear something??
He'll be cummin around the mountain when he cums! Oh he'll be cummin around the mountain he'll be cummin around the mountain.....
Hey pal, I don't think Yellowstone's ready for another geyser!
Hey, Shut the fuck up will ya!

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