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| So you see, Jesus, I just want to be a normal living guy again. Not a zombie. Not a Christmas elf!! Can you help me? I'm appealing to the Infinite Mercy and Wisdom of Heaven! | |
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| Lo, Wade, I can help thee. Fear not! The Power of the Lord will triumph over all obstacles! | |
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| That's great, Jesus. Thank you thank you thank you thank you! | |
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| But wait, my child. You must first overcome a series of spiritual tests. We must determine that your soul is strong enough for the miracle you seek. You will need to fast in the wilderness. | |
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| That doesn't sound so bad. | |
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| You'll also hafta drink goat urine. | |
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