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| Hi there, DATA from STAR TREK here, and we're doing FACETIME this morning to encourage all you "Trekkies" to practice proper SOCIAL DISTANCING | |
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| So you might be wondering how this virus pandemic quarantine has affected a very big Hollywood star like me...well..I'm here to tell ya... | |
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...suddenly drops phone and phaser...PARALYZED...writhing in pain...
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| FUCK...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? SOMETHING JUST BIT MY LEFT FUCKING NUT! OWWWWWWW!!!! | |
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