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| So today I went to the bank and bought a cashier's check to pay my Publisher's Clearing House bill | |
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| last night I contracted syphillis so I had to go to the free clinic... | |
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| then I went home and washed my skivvies and hung them on the balcony to dry | |
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| ...after I got my syphillis shot I went back to the whorehouse and shot the whole place up with an AK47.... | |
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| The only thing I have to do now is go back home and watch reruns of Hee Haw all night... | |
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| I'm going to go down the street and scout out a few abortion clinics to blow up..... | |
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