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| In today's news, the east coast has suffered a massive earthquake... | |
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| Sources suggest the damage is strangely centralized around Microsoft headquaters. | |
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| In other news, rumors are growing stronger concerning some secret weapon developed by the U.S. Justice Department... | |
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