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by Dacca
1-18-09
The boss seems to like me...
And I'm telling you Bill that you've got a future in this place.
But he must be having a bad day,
And Bill I think that your going to make lots of friends here. Well I hope you've had a good first day.
Because my name is Ted and I've worked here for 3 years
yeah, I'll see you around.
Well, I'd better get back to the office.

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
The hardest part of my Job.
So i'm sorry Dave but I can no longer advertise your products.
But why?
Because your products are not selling even though we trying our hardest but we can no longer spend our money on it.
No does this mean i'm as dead as a dodo.
Yes your as dead as a Dodo
Well that sucks gigantic balls.

 

As we get older every thing seems to get simpler.
I miss the old days.
Me too. Do you want to go and get drunk?
by Dacca, 1-18-09

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
This is my best Friend Larry.
Hey Larry what are you up to.
I'm not sure, my girlfriend, Jane just called and gave me some news.
Like I really care.
Really what is it?
Well she's pregnet.
Oh, thats not to bad.
No, it is bad news because she wants me to help look after it.

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
This is Jenny.
Hey Ted, I haven't seen you in a while, where have you been.
Oh on holiday.
Oh, really? Where?
Oh um... I just stayed at my mums house and ate Ice cream

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
Hi, I'm Dacca and this is the story of my life.
Over the next few comics I am going to tell you my story. Well most of it. oh Hang on let me get the light.
So I hope you injoy.
God i'm ugly!

 

When I was being born these where the noises that returned: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dam that's an ugly baby!
by Dacca, 1-18-09

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
I am so depressed. Why did she leave me, I loved her. She was so prity and she just left like that. I think I need to kill myself.
Ow, I miss her. Why arn't I dying quicker.
I realised I shouldn't have done this
I realised I want to stay with you forever. Oh gross you put a nail in your head your chances are used up good bye!

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
Just to think this time last year I was just getting maried to the most wonderful girl ever.
I had a great job, and I then just got a job right next to the boss my promotion was going to let me see the boss every day.
But the reason i'm so sad is because I did get married to that girl and that I do have to see the boss every day. (sigh)

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
So what's the problem?
Well, I think I like dressing up as a woman.
So, what's this got to do with advertising?
I'm not sure i'm just looking for a boy friend.
Yeah thats pretty gross!

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
This is Paul, he likes Sandra but no one but his best friend Dwight knows. He is in a band and his hobbies include playing bass and skate boarding. He hopes his band makes it big, but they suck.
This is sandra, she likes Paul but no one knows. She is trying to get a job as an actor. Her hobies include spending time with her strange family and swiming. She doesn't like sport,it doesnt like her

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
Hey Dwight, what are you doing over here?
We got a gig and guess who is going to be there?
Who?
I don't know maybe one or two people depends who wants to come.
That was a lame joke
Yes but I do try.

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
So are you going to Paul and Dwight's bands performance it's there first one.
Well, why would I go there, because I don't like Paul or anything.
No because it looks like its going to be a good night out.
Oh, ha well I don't like Paul or anything.
Something gives me the feeling that you like Dwight.

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
I'm quiting the band!
But you can't your a good drumer.
I know i'm a good drumer. Just you guys suck at guitar, bass and singing.
You got a point.

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
What should I wear to the performance tonight.
Well it turns out paul's band isn't going to play tonight, but there still going to be there.
Who is playing instead?
I'm not sure but they look like they're going to suck.
Thats a shame
Yeah but who cares as long as guys are going to be there i'm happy.

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
Do you think Sandra saw me last night.
Jane said That they where looking forward to seeing us last night then she didn't even talk to us.
Well Sandra walked up to me once but she didn't even talk to me she just stood there stumbling.
Really?
Yeah, she probally hates me so much that she can't even talk to me.
How bout I talk to Jane and see if Sandra hates you or not.

 

by Dacca
1-18-09
Well, I was talking to Dwight yesterday.
Really?
Yep and guess what, Sandra?
What?
I'm going out with Paul on Friday.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
I can't beleave you asked out Jane for me.
Don't mention it.
your so stupid

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
Now that has to be the stupidist movie I have ever seen
Yeah I know, I hate how Spiderman is homosexual.
Spiderman's not homo sexual.
Isn't he?
No
Oh, well that came as quite a shock to me.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
So why do so many people play him.
Because everytime he dies he changes into a different person.
Oh, does that mean I could play him?
I don't know they have already had a monkey play him.
Really witch one?
Oh, the second one.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
A list of things we'll never see. A wizard, an alien
a robot, a ghost,
jesus and a office worker doing something that could help someone else.

 

You gross me out on so many levels.
by Dacca, 1-19-09

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
This is me thinking up a comic
I wonder if I should put a pig and a monkey talking about spiderman 2, yeah I think that would be funny
I wonder if I would get into trouble for writing that spiderman is gay.
Hang on, no one reads my comics anyway.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
Hang on this isn't right?
Yeah, I thought somethig was off.
Thats better
So what do you think about the bible.
well, right now i'm 50-50 about it.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
Hey, man I think we should stop seeing each other.
What?
It's not you it's me.
What?
What?

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
You know what? Last night I thought of what my life could have been like if I didn't take that job all those years ago.
Really. What would have life been like?
Well, I got bored half way through and though stuff it, i'm a god damn pig!
So... Did you read the papers today.
yeah, didn't find anything interesting, though.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
I wonder why they call it fast food, cause it's very slow. HaHaHa
That joke sucked so bad.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
I'm that wierd beeguy raping to you kids, don't drink alcohol and don't watch naughty vids.
and don't smoke Tabaco as I once did, or you'll grow up gross and look like this.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
I regret just doing that.
Yeah me too, does this mean where gay.
No, just you.

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
So yeah, he triped on the soap and his head split right open so he said "Who ever you are make sure you talk to that stupid pig for me because I don't want him to feel alone.
Well I came as fast as I could but I was in the shower at the time so I had to get dresses and then had to drive here then had to...
Hang on, I just realised I made all of that up, I can't do those things i'm a rabbit, why am I here.

 

OH CRAP!
One of us is going to have to get changed.
by Dacca, 1-19-09

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
Sudenly the silence is broken by a brief thought of akward miss understanding.
So... we've agreed to not tell anyone about the baby

 

Captian Kirt gets told some sad news (once again)
I'm sorry but I tried as hard as I could but I couldn't revive him.
Thats all right I'm prity sure we have got about 70 red shirts to use up.
by Dacca, 1-19-09

 

by Dacca
1-19-09
Did you order the pizza?
No I though you would?
What? It was your job to do this, that is so you! You get one job then you don't even do it!
Hang on...
Where the hell are we?

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
God I hate that stupid Dacca who keeps posting comics onto strip creator, stops making them.
Yeah
Hey my face is up here!
Yeah
I warned you!
Yeah you sure did!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
So Melvin, I want to know who ate my donut? I've heard that you ate it.
That sure was a nice donut. I'll admit to eating it because it was so nice.
So did you do it?
Well who told you I did?
Bob told me...
Oh thats funny because Bob ate it.

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Well, you've got none of the things you need for the job, you've been homeless for 3 months and you want to spend your money on drugs?
Yeah
Who doesn't?
You got the job!

 

Say... Pull my finger!
Yeah, my race will take over the world one day and it will be the humans who must pull our fingers!
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Gee! This is alot of paper, I don't know if we can get it done in just 3 hours.
Yeah I don't know where to begin.
This all won't matter when we are dancers.
Well said,

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
It's a shame that I have to let you go like this.
What?
Hang on are you the boss around here?
No you are.
Well, thats good because I want to apply for a job.
What?

 

Hang on who are you?
Me? I'm an extra.
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
WOW have you seen the new girl?
Yeah, what a beast!
I bet you ten dollars I can have it with her before you
Okay
You owe me ten dollars!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
WOW have you seen the new girl?
Yeah, what a beast!
I bet you ten dollars I can have it with her before you
Okay
You owe me ten dollars!

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Hi i'm Chuck
What are you doing in my office
I havn't had sex in a very long time.
Why did I say that?

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
So, then she said that it was over between us.
Then she said she still wants the house then she said... HANG ON!
Why am I talking to a pig.
The same reason I'm looking at one.

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
So, Melvin how about that raise?
Really, wow thank you so much!
I think I should get about $100 more.
your an Idiot.

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
So a man walks into a bar and the bartender says... Oh hang on I can't remember how that ends.
Oh yeah, It ends up they are wearing the same types of shoes. Ha Ha Ha
Where are we?

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Have you heard a pig use to do this job.
Really?
Yeah and he made twice as much as both of us together.
Maybe because all we do is talk.

 

Well I think you've got a future in this place!
by Dacca, 1-20-09

 

by Dacca
1-20-09
Thank you so much for the workie of the month award!
I feel as if I really ern't it this month. HANG ON...
I'm talking to a human

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