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by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Guess who's in the can.
Wait for it..
OMFGTEHSITEIOSDOOMED

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
I have been beaten to making fun of Dan Advanced.
Oh crap.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Great, now he's going to retaliate against me.
And make me get the cyanide.
Steve should get the cyanide

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Crap, there's one on the left..
..and one on the right.
Cyanide
Real bright, kid.
OW.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
*Cries*
Dumbass.
Ok, who are you?
The one on the right is a idiot.
Cyanide.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Cyanide?
Cyanide
Is that all you can say?
Cyanide
*FZAP!*
This Dan must be mentally retarded...

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Look behind you, 2003 Dan.
Here we go again...
I AM THE GREATEST DAN ADVANCED ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH HA HAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA YAHAHAHAHAHA
Great. 2302 Advanced. Something is DEFINATELY wrong in the gene pool... and the brain pool.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
You mock me! Do not mock me!
Shut up.
I am not able to shut up! I am the great Dan!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
The great Dan can only witheld Dan's ego!
Great. Ktulu in disguise.
Dan can read your thoughts. Do not mock Dan!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Dan cannot be mocked.
Yeah, I can.
Dan cannot have his identiny revealed.
Shut it Ktulu.
Ktulu can never be caught! Ktulu is inveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeencibile!
Look behind you then.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Holy snap, it's the Temporal Protectorate!
Ktulu gasp of horror!
(Sounds of zapping and metal)
Ktulu gasp of bigger horror! The jig is up for Ktulu!
WAH WAH WAH SHUT UP!
Come on, Ktulu.
No, Ktulu will not go with you! Ktulu will not rot in a cell! Ktulu won't get Ktulu's mind wiped because the TSA caught Ktulu!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
The next day...
Cyanide cyanide cyanide cyanide..
Screw you man, I'm going home.
Cyanide! Cyanide cyanide!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Author note: I never thought I would be spoofing the worlds' best 1st person shooter game.
Boy, I could go for a nice beer..
Crap! The space marine!
A demon! Kill kill kill!
Moral: Never use a rocket. Especially when you're right in front of the enemy.
Jackwad just blew me up with a rocket!
Should've used the duracell..

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
*FZAP*
CYANIDE AGAIN!
God dammit! What is with the Advanced guys and cyanide..?
*FZAP*

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Too much story forced me to do this. I want to SKIP the scenes, mind you...
Now I going to keel teh zoombie.
Raagh.
Now to whack zohmbee weeth teh crewbar.
Two seconds later.
Ha ha ha. Wah tah dumbass.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
*FZAP*
*FZAP*
COME ON DAMNIT!
*cracklecracklecrack*
Ah, crap.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
*FZAP*
*FZAP AGAIN*
Great. I went into the apocalyspe and...
Cyanide!
What am I thinking?!?
Cyanide!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-02-03
Related link:http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Zimed&ID=177495
*FZAP*
Oh, d'ohh!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
Badger
badger
Badger
badger
Mushroom
Mushroom

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
Agent 5 has just used the burnt-out core he found in the culprit's lair to knock Ambassador Icarus into the other pod..
*GASP* (gets frozen)
I knew that reverse polarity trick would work!
Ambassador Icarus loses his arms after getting the organic parts removed from him..
Icarus, now a normal member of his species, then swims away.
*SWISH*
But shedding his waldo-erm, his arms? Odd.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
Future Gage
Past Gage
Future Gage
Past Gage
Deja vu. I guess I will have to erase your mind.
WHAT!?!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
Hey, Dan.
Say "gouche".
Douche.
Gouche, not douche!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
Dan, do you like the pussy?
What, the hairy thingy?
XD
Yeah. Do you like it?

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
So... do you like it?
So... you going to go out with her?
Dear god, what did I do to get spam from these guys at school...

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
[private] don't TRY, DO IT!
[private] ???
[private] yes, no, yes, no, my brain hurts.
[private] DO IT NOW!
The computers exploded.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
FLAME
PENIS
FLAME
VAGINA
FLAME
SONIC CULT IS BETTER THAN THIS JOKE

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
Oh, mighty flames of rightoushness...
I AM THE FLAMES OF RIGHTHOUSNESS!
Yeah. Whatever. I got a question.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-03-03
*TTCH* Try asking again.
What?
*TTCH*
Down below where the flames were..
Dangit! The power's out!
And our EWJ tape has been eaten!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
Yes, that's right! It is the new....
AMERICAN FETUS TOYS, INFLATABLE DICKS, AND THE WORLD'S BEST.....
Bullshit. I want a dildo, and not the floppy donkey dick.
Hey, don't leave!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
And now, back to the Flames of Destiny!
Oh, all is lost since we lost the Jim tape!
Well, I got another one..
*clik**clik**clack*
Yay! All is not lost!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
*tch tch*
Tape in, tape in, tape in?!?
Yes.
Hooray!
System error. Tape cannot be used. Now ejecting tape.
WHAT?
Oh shit, I am boned.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
YOU SONOFABITCH YOU DESTROYED MY JIM TAPE!!!!
I'LL KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU!!
What in the...?
ASSHOOOOOOOOOOLE!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
We now present another filler.
Hey, are you watching the new Cartoon Cartoon Fridays?
Fuck no. It's a rip-off of UPick Live. And it features a fatass and a ugly kid.
Well, what about the new Robot Jones?
A rather fucked up piece of shit. We liked his old voice, now it's gay.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
And now, the Man Show!
Penis.
Vagina.
And now, the new Man Show!
Boobs.
Asses and midgets. Ha, I just said more than one word.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
Demon is still on the tail of chicken..
BASTARD! I KEEL YOU NOW!
*bawk bawk bawk*
Aaah!
Ohnos! It will be the end for us all... for when the chicken touches the corpse..
*WHUMP!*
*WHUMP!*

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-04-03
Touched! Now you become Super Chicken!
AAAAH!
And so, Cybergod runs away to leave the KFC God to his bidding.
ATEKNQW^EQOPW^#UO#WI%BW:E^bet;ds

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-05-03
Chicken boy, where are you..?
*BUMP*
*BUMP*
Ah, fuck.
Boogaboogabooga!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-05-03
*THWAK* *WHACK!* *KUNG-FU!* *HURT!* *PAIN!*
Omicron.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CHICKEN GOATSE!!!!
(Wimpy voice) Please insert tape.
So it was a prank. I am never coming here again.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-06-03
http://s2.invisionfree.com/Ktulu/index.php?act=idx
(Extreme laughing)
XD

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-08-03
ROUND BOOGER!
How come you taste so good..?
Oh no, a cannibal.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-08-03
No booger tonight in my coffee.
No booger tonight in my tea.
No booger to stand beside me, no booger to run with me!
La dun dun dun..
La dun dun dun..

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-08-03
Oh, my booger seems so far away...
This is my first song about a booger!
Booger of my eye...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, booger..
The end.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-19-03
Dan Advanced and the Cyanide cliche.
As suggested by the Beanie Bitches.
THE CYANIDE
Cyanide Dan and Ktulu.
You deserve the cyanide. You deserve the cyanide.
Ktulu is a dumbass.
Announcer Chicken and EWJ Freak.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-19-03
KFC God and Super Chicken.
The cast of Boogertrack.
THE END??!?!?!??
So I ran out of ideas. Blow away.
You're still here?

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-20-03
*ring ring ring*
*click*
I'M A FUCKING FISH AND I'M NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
I'M FUCKING IRRITATING AND ALL WHO BUY ME ARE ALL FUCKING CUNTS. THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY, BUT IT'S FUCKING NOT. I'M A FUCKING FUCK FUCK.
The fish is right!

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-23-03
Yeah,just what the fuck do you mean by unoriginality?
ARE you fucking vekou?
I definitely proved I was provoked!
So they banned you and now its your turn?
WELL FUCK YOU BITCH DIE SLOW!I AM HERE FOREVER!!!
Beanie bitch. Get the fuck off of my door.

 

by Dan_Advanced
10-28-03
I feel so unloved.
My job sucks ass.
People are spreading rumors.
Gah....
http://groups.msn.com/ChrisRakusfolderofrandomstuff/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=28
Can I have some cyanide?
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN ONE DAY

 

by Dan_Advanced
11-14-03
[sing] YOU'RE FIRED!!
Yay!
[sing] YOU'RE FIRED!! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?
Yay!
The next day..
[sing] YOU'RE HIRED!!
Yay!

 

by Dan_Advanced
4-28-04
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE
You missed the funny scene.

 

by Dan_Advanced
4-28-04
[DooM]Rabbit: who da hell is that
[DooM]Rabbit: Dan-Advanced lmfao
MR KEITH: dan advanced hum
Foxxy: that would be dan
This line was replaced with a better line
Dan-Advanced:

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